Total Medals Earned: 634 (From 128 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,540 Points
Medals Earned: 3/10 (20/305 points)
Medals Earned: 3/15 (15/325 points)
Medals Earned: 5/40 (55/500 points)
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Medals Earned: 4/5 (30/80 points)
Medals Earned: 4/9 (65/300 points)
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/285 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)
Medals Earned: 4/5 (185/190 points)
Medals Earned: 5/20 (30/500 points)
10 Enemies Killed
Upgrade Bought
100 Enemies Killed
25 Upgrades Bought
1000 Enemies Killed
All Upgrades Bought
Boss Reached
Boss Killed
Score more then 25000
Score more then 50000
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Open the first present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Collect all the Happy Thoughts
Get a score of 10 or less on Pin the Tail
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the 11th present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open the twenty-sixth present!
Open the twenty-seventh present!
Open the twenty-eighth present!
Open the twenty-nineth present!
Open the thirtieth present!
Open the thirty-first present!
Open the last present!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Score at least 20,000 points in Festive Forage
Collect all 99 Lucia Cats in Hot Bun Run in under 90 seconds!
Take a stroll down the Credits Hall when it's over.
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Complete level 1
Complete level 4
Complete level 10
Complete level 7
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete the game with no potions
Learn the whole story from Richard
End it all
Find four trophies
Kill 20 test subjects
Lift 4 Crates at once
Find Eight Trophies
Finish the game
Unlock all medals and trophies
get to lvl 9
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Finish the Tadpole stage!
Clear the Lizard stage!
Clear the Dinosaur stage!
Clear the game!
Check the Credits Page!
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Blow up a jeep
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
